the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101 as in a class that teaches you how to climb trees let’s talk about the american education system
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
mexicanaqueen: my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
gaysexistheanswer: hungarian: someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer thank you
karkatwantas: steampoweredotaku: grayscale gayscale I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS GOING AROUND YE SUN IM SO PROUD OMG
deadpools: giemma: deadpools: how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something???? *whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
sowhatilied: dootzy: this video will make your day better No fucking way
Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the internet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years