May 2013
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
mexicanaqueen:
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
sharonosbourne:
paulbearer:
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
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gaysexistheanswer:
hungarian:
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
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karkatwantas:
steampoweredotaku:
grayscale
gayscale
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS GOING AROUND YE SUN IM SO PROUD OMG
deadpools:
giemma:
deadpools:
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
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Watchsowhatilied:
dootzy:
this video will make your day better
No fucking way
Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the internet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
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