I’m sexy, I’m cute! I’m popular to boot! I’m bitchin’, great hair! The boys all love to stare! I’m wanted, I’m hot! I’m everything you’re not! I’m pretty, I’m cool! I dominate this school! Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest! I’m rockin’! I smile! And many think I’m vile. I’m flyin’, I jump! You can look but don’t you hump! Whoo! I’m major, I roar! I swear I’m not a whore! Rawr ;)Tumblr (3.0; @trollingjay)http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9b5cc0dd2546604e6b3faa362afd666/tumblr_mn2umt92kO1qag1wuo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3308b5d5e3e1809f510fcd305f7c07de/tumblr_mn2umt92kO1qag1wuo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dbffcea1c92d72ebe3ff7627bcd9028/tumblr_mn2umt92kO1qag1wuo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2554aabb5d0f200d38abe1448ced621e/tumblr_mn2umt92kO1qag1wuo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50880595675http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50880595675Mon, 20 May 2013 04:32:44 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9147440a4f42b18ef533dea61e34a27/tumblr_mn0mgmTemq1qbxfjqo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/277b368b227394a32055db57e6a9c3ce/tumblr_mn0mgmTemq1qbxfjqo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/50875520471/this-is-how-my-dashboard-was-earlier" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thatfunnyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oestranhomundodek.tumblr.com/post/50763278271/this-is-how-my-dashboard-was-earlier" target="_blank"> </a></p> <blockquote> <p>This is how my dashboard was earlier</p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877274758http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877274758Mon, 20 May 2013 03:49:18 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21d1ca609d4d424fcd4c26917907a8bd/tumblr_mn2rhhh07C1qjmh1ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/50874455703" target="_blank">pizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the yahoo staff are being scary</p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877241130http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877241130Mon, 20 May 2013 03:48:53 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43c52baf69df89198b5ef91ae3bdf1ef/tumblr_mn2s6ovXRs1rlb6iho8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b302e43e949ac5a3a7a70902bc131074/tumblr_mn2s6ovXRs1rlb6iho1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba858d37e0f4ff0985eabd59cb7dbca2/tumblr_mn2s6ovXRs1rlb6iho5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/873b5d2dfda0129d5041dbb28a3c0458/tumblr_mn2s6ovXRs1rlb6iho6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba0caa817de872032e01d759e5c2af40/tumblr_mn2s6ovXRs1rlb6iho2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f56fd10470e3ff1eb1c5df155f79e13c/tumblr_mn2s6ovXRs1rlb6iho3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b2ad3bea6cadc4fb5bd3cc4c6dc2df5/tumblr_mn2s6ovXRs1rlb6iho4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fbd843fbfe84d18e8566f92358d2f9f/tumblr_mn2s6ovXRs1rlb6iho7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877168042http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877168042Mon, 20 May 2013 03:47:58 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/576793fa5b2224cf10d729dca9410803/tumblr_mn2ammRqex1rc4ybmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877122464http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877122464Mon, 20 May 2013 03:47:23 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93838088a4781a515d2f2ec0b443c774/tumblr_mn2fpzEHnX1r47cfjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877105309http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877105309Mon, 20 May 2013 03:47:10 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz3rbqVhq1qcdzblo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50856872967" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/16458585415" target="_blank"> </a></p></blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877102037http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877102037Mon, 20 May 2013 03:47:08 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bb6ff889c7b9e417cb99ccd446bbca2/tumblr_mn28j3GNQm1rwxz9ko1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bugkiss.tumblr.com/post/50842374894" target="_blank">bugkiss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever</p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877095234http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877095234Mon, 20 May 2013 03:47:03 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/017440744b449614d56bf28cec8cd02a/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d7ed7ff86d3dec4254db02330110e38/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bricesander.tumblr.com/post/50873466707/miley-speaks-for-us-all" target="_blank">bricesander</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Miley speaks for us all. </p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877073819http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50877073819Mon, 20 May 2013 03:46:46 +0100<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C1OcmeFb1bs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://squeeboo.tumblr.com/post/50817039245/cumber-porn-karz4kidz-bittergrapes" target="_blank">squeeboo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumber-porn.tumblr.com/post/50759452832/karz4kidz-bittergrapes-faeiouck-my-sister" target="_blank">cumber-porn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karz4kidz.tumblr.com/post/50211226304" target="_blank">karz4kidz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bittergrapes.tumblr.com/post/50189203147/faeiouck-my-sister-juft-shoewed-me-this-and-i" target="_blank">bittergrapes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faeiouck.tumblr.com/post/49137453798/my-sister-juft-shoewed-me-this-and-i-can-t-stop" target="_blank">faeiouck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT</p> <p>LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN</p> <p>JUST WATCH IT</p> </blockquote> <p>I have lost faith in physics</p> </blockquote> <p>what on this fucking earth</p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>wtf!! how??</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Made so much better when I thought it was a bowling ball. </p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50867324487http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50867324487Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:15 +0100oi...<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65927758" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drowning-in-insanity.tumblr.com/post/50795524022/didney-worl-no-uta-admiralrainbow" target="_blank">drowning-in-insanity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didney-worl-no-uta.tumblr.com/post/50697349341/admiralrainbow-rirygoesrawr" target="_blank">didney-worl-no-uta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://admiralrainbow.tumblr.com/post/50680332364/rirygoesrawr-cyanide-poisoning-men" target="_blank">admiralrainbow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rirygoesrawr.tumblr.com/post/50661760888" target="_blank">rirygoesrawr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyanide-poisoning.tumblr.com/post/50580713803/men-experiencing-labor-pains-with-their-wives" target="_blank">cyanide-poisoning</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Men Experiencing Labor Pains</strong></p> <blockquote> <p><em>With their wives supporting them.</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD</p> </blockquote> <p>I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Men can handle anything”</p> <p>“Women exaggerate everything”</p> <p>And then they realized just how wrong they were</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how the women are all smiling and laughing. </p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50860215347http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50860215347Mon, 20 May 2013 00:06:11 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51a994b625c1dcf070a93df9098e6715/tumblr_mmlgmznPQU1s1iih2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50858251162http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50858251162Sun, 19 May 2013 23:39:46 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a49bc16d1c2037b9bcde86336161764/tumblr_mlw7c2s3761r4c62yo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Black hole eating a star</p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50857819271http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50857819271Sun, 19 May 2013 23:34:02 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbcd9a16eb88e531d69e5a1bafd36e93/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f867a542878c54e532286d02e6ddca96/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/406b0a068a822d1d6465bac0ef3967b6/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcd678e42d4879c1d06b64ce430f9a6e/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2838fcd393beb3f21589fc6cfd68b2ab/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7aa88a37b144f3db899f475716299712/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba017ab189b1e44e8c349a6a8401d158/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89c6ac32ab7d6a61e82e9c1b8138c259/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76a3f0b0576ef8113ea8b43259932c0b/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6518314d04f8cead19d946cf579c2e79/tumblr_mmszwvgwgt1qzng72o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50857808458http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50857808458Sun, 19 May 2013 23:33:53 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pearls.tumblr.com/post/39283324837/pearls-i-touched-a-dick-once-and-it-was-the" target="_blank">pearls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pearls.tumblr.com/post/39283285275/i-touched-a-dick-once-and-it-was-the-scariest" target="_blank">pearls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <p>i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun</p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard </p> </div> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50857692021http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50857692021Sun, 19 May 2013 23:32:19 +0100i took so long to get that...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/acc6a4cde1d61c630f9d7421e7756eb1/tumblr_mmfxq9VkD31r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-big-guy-named-tiny.tumblr.com/post/49960558760/well-shit-it-dont-say-berries-loaf" target="_blank">a-big-guy-named-tiny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well shit it don’t say “berries loaf”</p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50857540420http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50857540420Sun, 19 May 2013 23:30:23 +0100almost in tearsdas fucking rude<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76b45c0742e5e2fa13b991eb8f9a7cbd/tumblr_mmz59a3on81qeldhio3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/504d2f9c33b0951f7548f8a7c3ec9dfd/tumblr_mmz59a3on81qeldhio1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/731777a666070a438ba0f7dd3d69809a/tumblr_mmz59a3on81qeldhio4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1400253d7ff34efeee0952f52b0a57a/tumblr_mmz59a3on81qeldhio2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>lea and the ground</small></p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50856034883http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50856034883Sun, 19 May 2013 23:10:53 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://son-of-prongs.tumblr.com/post/50333919451/re-reading-your-own-writing" target="_blank">son-of-prongs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>re-reading your own writing</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e77b8df5dea0c9fa386bae926e1bf2ce/tumblr_inline_mmqfr9BsQh1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50855855574http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50855855574Sun, 19 May 2013 23:08:36 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jeefHhx81qhgmf8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tangletots.tumblr.com/post/27741996264/askinnyblackman-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck" target="_blank">tangletots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askinnyblackman.tumblr.com/post/27731259829/duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck" target="_blank">askinnyblackman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck</p> </blockquote> <p><em>goose</em></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jnqzsrd81qgrq8h.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50853551790http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50853551790Sun, 19 May 2013 22:39:51 +0100i fucking hate geese<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://michaxl.tumblr.com/post/50776017866/dilclo-michaxl-why-am-i-not-a-disney" target="_blank">michaxl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dilclo.tumblr.com/post/50775916453/michaxl-why-am-i-not-a-disney-princess" target="_blank">dilclo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://michaxl.tumblr.com/post/50775876746/why-am-i-not-a-disney-princess" target="_blank">michaxl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why am i not a disney princess</p> </blockquote> <p>because ur a 15 year old boy</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c6aea488aba9883c8195e253448451ed/tumblr_inline_mn0ve7cywG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50853308436http://trollingjay.tumblr.com/post/50853308436Sun, 19 May 2013 22:36:50 +0100that gif is my life